She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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