My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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