Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
The struggles of a small town man whore
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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