Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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