oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
they're like a gay fantastic four
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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