Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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