About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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