Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
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