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Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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