They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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