He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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