I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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