You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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