yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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