No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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