How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
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