Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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