a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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