do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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