When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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