some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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