You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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