How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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