i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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