Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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