She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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