small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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