is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
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