I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
In America we eat man semen.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
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