He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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