And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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