I scissor kicked a one legged man last night.
He was trying to put me in handcuffs.
You have my attention.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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