I think my vagina is haunted
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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