I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Randomize
