Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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