BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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