AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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