Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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