I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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