White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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