And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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