Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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