How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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