is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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