I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
Randomize
