She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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