maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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