Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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