i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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