remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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