they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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